SITE ACCESS

UndergroundHumor.com grants you a limited license to access and make personal use of this site and not to download (other than page caching) or modify it, or any portion of it, except with express written consent of UndergroundHumor.com. This license does not include any resale or commercial use of this site or its contents; any collection and use of any product listings, descriptions, or prices; any derivative use of this site or its contents; any downloading or copying of account information for the benefit of another merchant; or any use of data mining, robots, or similar data gathering and extraction tools. This site or any portion of this site may not be reproduced, duplicated, copied, sold, resold, visited, or otherwise exploited for any commercial purpose without express written consent of UndergroundHumor.com. You may not frame or utilize framing techniques to enclose any trademark, logo, or other proprietary information (including images, text, page layout, or form) of UndergroundHumor.com and our affiliates without express written consent. You may not use any meta tags or any other "hidden text" utilizing UndergroundHumor.com's name or trademarks without the express written consent of UndergroundHumor.com. Any unauthorized use terminates the permission or license granted by UndergroundHumor.com. You are granted a limited, revocable, and nonexclusive right to create a hyperlink to the home page of UndergroundHumor.com so long as the link does not portray UndergroundHumor.com, its affiliates, or their products or services in a false, misleading, derogatory, or otherwise offensive matter. You may not use any UndergroundHumor.com logo or other proprietary graphic or trademark as part of the link without express written permission.

COPYRIGHT

All content included on this site, such as text, graphics, logos, button icons, images, and digital downloads, is the property of UndergroundHumor.com or its content suppliers and protected by United States and international copyright laws. The compilation of all content on this site is the exclusive property of UndergroundHumor.com and protected by U.S. and international copyright laws.

TRADEMARKS

UndergroundHumor and UndergroundHumor.com are all trademarks or service marks of UndergroundHumor.com or its licensor. All rights are reserved. These and other graphics, logos, service marks, trademarks and trade dress of UndergroundHumor.com and its licensors used on the UndergroundHumor.com Website may not be used without prior written consent of UndergroundHumor.com or its licensor, as the case may be. Without limiting the foregoing, no UndergroundHumor.com trademark or trade dress may be used in connection with any product or service that is not UndergroundHumor.com's, in any manner that is likely to cause confusion among Users, or in any manner that disparages or discredits UndergroundHumor.com. All other trademarks not owned by UndergroundHumor.com that appear on this site are the property of their respective owners, who may or may not be affiliated with, connected to, or sponsored by UndergroundHumor.com.

PRIVACY

We respect the privacy of our customers, so we will never share any of your personal information. We will never sell or exchange your name or other personal information with any other business for any reason. The information we collect from you is used solely to ensure proper delivery of purchases.

In addition to the personal information you provide us, the technology we utilize shows us basic information about the computer you used to access the Internet and about your experience while visiting our Web site. However, this technology does not identify you personally. It only allows us to compile statistics about our guests and their use of our site. We use these statistics to improve our Web site design and content. We will not share this information with any other business for any reason.

ELECTRONIC COMMUNICATIONS

When you visit UndergroundHumor.com or send e-mails to us, you are communicating with us electronically. You consent to receive communications from us electronically. We will communicate with you by e-mail or by posting notices on this site. You agree that all agreements, notices, disclosures and other communications that we provide to you electronically satisfy any legal requirement that such communications be in writing.

REVIEWS, COMMENTS, COMMUNICATIONS, AND OTHER CONTENT

Visitors may post reviews, comments, and other content; send other communications; and submit suggestions, ideas, comments, questions, or other information, so long as the content is not illegal, obscene, threatening, defamatory, invasive of privacy, infringing of intellectual property rights, or otherwise injurious to third parties or objectionable and does not consist of or contain software viruses, political campaigning, commercial solicitation, chain letters, mass mailings, or any form of "spam." You may not use a false e-mail address, impersonate any person or entity, or otherwise mislead as to the origin of content. UndergroundHumor.com reserves the right (but not the obligation) to remove or edit such content, but does not regularly review posted content.

If you do post content or submit material, and unless we indicate otherwise, you grant UndergroundHumor.com and its affiliates a nonexclusive, royalty-free, perpetual, irrevocable, and fully sublicensable right to use, reproduce, modify, adapt, publish, translate, create derivative works from, distribute, and display such content throughout the world in any media. You grant UndergroundHumor.com and its affiliates and sublicensees the right to use the name that you submit in connection with such content, if they choose. You represent and warrant that you own or otherwise control all of the rights to the content that you post; that the content is accurate; that use of the content you supply does not violate this policy and will not cause injury to any person or entity; and that you will indemnify UndergroundHumor.com or its affiliates for all claims resulting from content you supply. UndergroundHumor.com has the right but not the obligation to monitor and edit or remove any activity or content. UndergroundHumor.com takes no responsibility and assumes no liability for any content posted by you or any third party.

PRODUCT DESCRIPTIONS

UndergroundHumor.com and its affiliates attempt to be as accurate as possible. However, UndergroundHumor.com does not warrant that product descriptions or other content of this site is accurate, complete, reliable, current, or error-free. If a product offered by UndergroundHumor.com itself is not as described, your sole remedy is to return it in unused condition.

DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTIES AND LIMITATION OF LIABILITY

THIS SITE IS PROVIDED BY UNDERGROUNHUMOR.COM ON AN "AS IS" AND "AS AVAILABLE" BASIS. UNDERGROUNHUMOR.COM MAKES NO REPRESENTATIONS OR WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, AS TO THE OPERATION OF THIS SITE OR THE INFORMATION, CONTENT, MATERIALS, OR PRODUCTS INCLUDED ON THIS SITE. YOU EXPRESSLY AGREE THAT YOUR USE OF THIS SITE IS AT YOUR SOLE RISK.

TO THE FULL EXTENT PERMISSIBLE BY APPLICABLE LAW, UNDERGROUNHUMOR.COM DISCLAIMS ALL WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. UNDERGROUNHUMOR.COM DOES NOT WARRANT THAT THIS SITE, ITS SERVERS, OR E-MAIL SENT FROM UNDERGROUNHUMOR.COM ARE FREE OF VIRUSES OR OTHER HARMFUL COMPONENTS. UNDERGROUNHUMOR.COM WILL NOT BE LIABLE FOR ANY DAMAGES OF ANY KIND ARISING FROM THE USE OF THIS SITE, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, PUNITIVE, AND CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES.

CERTAIN STATE LAWS DO NOT ALLOW LIMITATIONS ON IMPLIED WARRANTIES OR THE EXCLUSION OR LIMITATION OF CERTAIN DAMAGES. IF THESE LAWS APPLY TO YOU, SOME OR ALL OF THE ABOVE DISCLAIMERS, EXCLUSIONS, OR LIMITATIONS MAY NOT APPLY TO YOU, AND YOU MIGHT HAVE ADDITIONAL RIGHTS.

RISK OF LOSS

All items purchased from UndergroundHumor.com are made pursuant to a shipment contract. This means that the risk of loss and title for such items pass to you upon our delivery to the carrier.

APPLICABLE LAW

By visiting UndergroundHumor.com, you agree that the laws of the state of Connecticut, without regard to principles of conflict of laws, will govern these Conditions of Use and any dispute of any sort that might arise between you and UndergroundHumor.com or its affiliates.

DISPUTES

Any dispute relating in any way to your visit to UndergroundHumor.com or to products you purchase through UndergroundHumor.com shall be submitted to confidential arbitration in Westport, Connecticut, except that, to the extent you have in any manner violated or threatened to violate UndergroundHumor.com's intellectual property rights, UndergroundHumor.com may seek injunctive or other appropriate relief in any state or federal court in the state of Connecticut, and you consent to exclusive jurisdiction and venue in such courts. Arbitration under this agreement shall be conducted under the rules then prevailing of the American Arbitration Association. The arbitrator's award shall be binding and may be entered as a judgment in any court of competent jurisdiction. To the fullest extent permitted by applicable law, no arbitration under this Agreement shall be joined to an arbitration involving any other party subject to this Agreement, whether through class arbitration proceedings or otherwise.

SITE POLICIES, MODIFICATION, AND SEVERABILITY

Please review our other policies posted on this site. These policies also govern your visit to UndergroundHumor.com. We reserve the right to make changes to our site, policies, and these Conditions of Use at any time. If any of these conditions shall be deemed invalid, void, or for any reason unenforceable, that condition shall be deemed severable and shall not affect the validity and enforceability of any remaining condition.

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