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2008 Sexy Coffins Calendar The 2008 edition is hotter than ever, featuring 12 full color pictures of Cisa's very beautiful and sexy handcrafted coffins. There are also scantily dressed women in the pictures for those who are into that sort of weird stuff. Only $16.95!		Casket Business Card Holders Made by a real casket manufacturer, these business card holders measure 5 1/4" (L) X 2" (W) X 1" (H), yet they retain all of the exquisite details of regular-sized caskets, especially their siderails, handles & hi-gloss finish. Only $24.95 each!

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Professional Cell Phone Greeting for Funeral Directors You've worked hard to craft a professional image in your community. And if you are like most funeral directors today, you are constantly "on the go" and your cell phone is the best way for your client families to get in contact with you. So get a professional cell phone greeting today. Only $49.00!		Party Like A Mortician Wall Clock This fun wall clock will definitely draw attention either at work or at home. It is made of quality stamped black plastic and runs on a single AA battery (not included). Only $21.95!

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